Were these people not paying attention to their doppler??

Clinton’s library is in trouble!!

Read all about my squirrel chase! 1 June 2001

We all must take a break from working or studying at some time, so here is a nice place to begin. Before I go any farther, I wish to explain something to you. Any typos, formatting errors, broken links, or inconsistencies on my site are not my fault. They are the Hampster's fault from The Hampster Dance. If you wish to read about how the Hampster Dance stole my soul, click here. Now that I am finished with my disclaimer, on to the rest of my humor page!

The Moojita Scale is an alternative to the more popular Fujita Scale for ranking tornadoes from F0 to F6. Unlike the Fujita Scale, the Moojita Scale was not created with the idea that tornadoes can exceed wind speeds of 318 miles per hour (an F5 rating on the Fujita Scale), but I believe Dr. Moojita is working on this. I personally believe that the Moojita scale is more reliable and dependable than the Fujita Scale. Let’s see what you think...

The winter of 2000-2001 seemed especially harsh. Just exactly how cold was it? Find out using the Winter Temperature Guide.